Futtocks Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 The previous one seems to have disappeared. Ah, well... Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Futtocks said: The previous one seems to have disappeared. Ah, well... It's a bit of a joke if it has.... Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Anyone want to swap 5 gallons of petrol? I've got bog rolls, self raising flour, pasta and I will throw in a doctor's appointment Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future is League Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lucky 7 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Keep sending in the jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank. The receptionist asks the rabbit, "What blood type are you?" The rabbit replied, "I'm probably a type-O." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Frightful Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 I've decided to sell all my copies of "Osteopathic Weekly", "Chiropractor News" and "Which Physio". If anyone is interested, I have lots of back issues... 4 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 1 4 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanaBull Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Caught this on Reddit: In the US it's called a Booster Shot, in the UK it's called a Borcestershire Shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, CanaBull said: Caught this on Reddit: In the US it's called a Booster Shot, in the UK it's called a Borcestershire Shot. Doesn't really work that does it cos Borcestershire would be pronounced Buster-shuh not booster. Americans thinking they're being funny even though its basically just stereotyping and xenophobia which I personally find quite offensive, especially when it's coming from an American. Not content with brainwashing their own people into believing they are the greatest country in the world, they have to put down other countries as well... Egotistical a**eholes... Edited October 8, 2021 by The Hallucinating Goose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanaBull Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Doesn't really work that does it cos Borcestershire would be pronounced Buster-shuh not booster. Americans thinking they're being funny even though its basically just stereotyping and xenophobia which I personally find quite offensive, especially when it's coming from an American. Not content with brainwashing their own people into believing they are the greatest country in the world, they have to put down other countries as well... Egotistical a**eholes... It was always Wuster with me, just like the Seabrook crisps or, if we were in finer company it would be pronounced 'Leeanperrins' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) It didn’t work but I tried again see below Edited October 12, 2021 by Bearman Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Just now, Bearman said: 2 tamil brahmin men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following: _"Emma cums first._ _Den I ######._ _Den two asses ###### together._ _I ###### once-a-more!_ _2 asses, they ###### 2gether again._ _I ###### again and pee twice._ _Then I ###### one lasta time."_ The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our personal lives however extraordinary they are." "Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "I am a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi." (I swear you're gonna read this again) . Well that didn’t work. I’ll try again 2 tamil brahmin men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following: _"Emma cums first._ _Den I cumm _Den two asses cumm together._ _I cumm once-a-more!_ _2 asses, they cumm 2gether again._ _I cumm again and pee twice._ _Then I cumm one lasta time."_ The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our personal lives however extraordinary they are." "Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "I am a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi." (I swear you're gonna read this again) . 1 Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I am hearing that the belief in a "flat earth" is going global. Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share Posted October 13, 2021 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 3 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 4 mates were coming up to their 40th Birthdays. They decided to celebrate with a drink and a meal. They chose Weatherspoons in Uttoxeter because it had cheap beer, ok food and the bar maids were easy on the eye. Fast forward 10 years to their 50th and they decided to do it again. They chose Weatherspoons in Uttoxeter because it had cheap beer, ok food and there was easy parking. Fast forward to their 60th and they chose Weatherspoons in Uttoxeter because it had cheap beer, ok food, parking and there was no music. Fast forward to their 70th and they chose Weatherspoons in Uttoxeter because it had cheap beer, ok food, easy parking, no music and there was a lift to the toilets. Another 10 years go by and they are coming up to the big 80. They chose the Weatherspoons in Uttoxeter because they had never been there before. ( pendants please note I know Weatherspoons hasn't been going that long) 2 2 Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 I walked past Elland Road and saw 4 Season Tickets nailed to a fence. I thought I'm having them, you can never have enough nails. 1 1 Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelaide Tiger Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Don’t know if this will pass the moderators but here goes. A father walks by his son’s bedroom and sees the lad playing with himself. Concerned, the father goes into the bedroom and says ‘Son, if you keep doing that you will go blind’. The son replies ‘Dad, I am over here!’ 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mumby Magic Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 My mate has called his daughter Shania. That don't impress me much. 2 Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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