The Future is League Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Just a little update on the situation with my brother because I know some of you have been pretty concerned. He took going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's spitting and screaming at everyone and is threatening violence at anyone who comes near him. He's smeared the walls with faeces and is refusing to wear clothes. As a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with him anymore. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 My lad carried home a 2 and 3 seater from school yesterday by a random man. I got annoyed with him as I've always told him never to accept suites from strangers. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted December 11, 2021 Author Share Posted December 11, 2021 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 9, 2022 Author Share Posted January 9, 2022 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Exiled Townie Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bearman Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 A Yorkshire man was on his death bed. He asked is my wife here? Are my children here? Are my Grandchildren here? His wife said "Yes, everyone is here" " Well then, why are the flipping lights burning downstairs?" Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Frightful Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 When Cuthbert just ain't giving it to you right... 1 3 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted February 1, 2022 Author Share Posted February 1, 2022 2 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) My old dad used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more." Lovely bloke - terrible anaesthetist. Edited February 25, 2022 by Exiled Townie 2 2 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 (edited) Worst Harry Potter movie yet - Edited February 25, 2022 by Exiled Townie 2 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Spencer, Ferguson and Markle Underminers of the Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 To try and get on the good side of the voters, Vladimir Putin goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for it's people. At the end of the talk there is a section for questions. Little Sasha puts her hand up and says "I have two questions, why did the Russians take Crimea and why are we sending troops to the Ukrane." Putin says "Good questions", but just as he's about to answer, the dinner bell goes and the kids go to lunch. When they come back, they sit down and there is room for more questions. Another girl Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have four questions, why did the Russians invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to the Ukraine, why did the dinner bell go 20 minutes early and what the f* *k has happened to Sasha? 2 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwent Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 Not a joke but funny nonetheless… I’m not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 5 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbruce Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 On 01/02/2022 at 20:11, Futtocks said: Has it took him 24 years to come up with the joke or to make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Futtocks Posted March 7, 2022 Author Share Posted March 7, 2022 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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