Bearman Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Thanks everyone for your concern and lovely messages. First off, I'm OK, I was a bit shaken up though. For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at tesco petrol station earlier this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone however. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them, “Yes, it was pump number 2.” Be careful out there! 4 Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, Bearman said: Thanks everyone for your concern and lovely messages. First off, I'm OK, I was a bit shaken up though. For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at tesco petrol station earlier this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone however. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them, “Yes, it was pump number 2.” Be careful out there! You had me going there for a bit, Bearman. Just wait till you get your next fuel bill! Then you'll know what daylight robbery really feels like. Edited March 23, 2022 by tonyXIII 1 Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 I finally got fired from my job, even though I maintain that I always gave 100%. However, at the tribunal they said.... 'That's not how you mark exams' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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graveyard johnny Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Stirlin said: unfunny - photoshopped rubbish see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayCee Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 I put together this blog which mainly features jokes. This link is to the 'Funny' category. Fell free to wander about. I don't do much with it now (I'm not as funny as I was). https://raycee12.blogspot.com/search/label/Funny 1 1 My blog: https://rugbyl.blogspot.co.nz/ It takes wisdom to know when a discussion has run its course. It takes reasonableness to end that discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future is League Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 8 hours ago, RayCee said: I put together this blog which mainly features jokes. This link is to the 'Funny' category. Fell free to wander about. I don't do much with it now (I'm not as funny as I was). https://raycee12.blogspot.com/search/label/Funny Love it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RayCee Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 11 hours ago, The Future is League said: Whoever gets the patent will surely be flushed with success. 1 My blog: https://rugbyl.blogspot.co.nz/ It takes wisdom to know when a discussion has run its course. It takes reasonableness to end that discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yorks Tim Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5. "The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first." "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom. Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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