Bearman

COYR. Let's get the 2 points

It's not uncommon though is it? Hunslet North Wales Crusaders Odsal with a speedway track

The chants are " Hurricanes" not "Midlands " Just like the species shouted "Skolars" not London, "Cru" not North Wales, "Thunder" not Newcastle. The "Choir" have embraced it with quite a few variations. So, you might not like it but the paying punters do

Easy and free

A man went into a brothel in Nottingham. He told the madam that he was desperate but only had £10 and the cash machine had just swallowed is bank card. She said they only way they could help him if he used one the " old girls" she was partly retired and was mainly used a cleaner. He was desperate and said he would try her. The madam took his £10 but warned him that it would be unusual as the girl was deaf and dumb and could only communicate with signs. "Fair enough lead mo to her " he said. He was soon in action and to his surprise he was put off when she reached under the bed and hit him on his head with a tin tray He shrugged it off and carried on only for her to do it again. Once again he carried on but. When she again again reached under the bed only to strike him on the head by a rubber duck. That was too much for him. He and stormed out. The madam asked whaton earth was up? He related to story and she laughed. " I told you she could only communicate by signs and she was just telling him there was a problem. Probably because she was old and had been well used down the years" W " what was the message " he asked " twice she hit you head with a tin tray, then she hit you with a rubber duck." It's obvious she was telling you Tin Tin me duck..... you must have missed the hole

Anyone wondering how Richard Agar got à gig as a juror member on. The " Red" jury on Channel 4's " The Jury"

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the Elephant in the room SKY. They say who "pays the piper calls the tune" Nothing could happen for 3 years as they have the contract fir summer rugby. The reason they have been paying the piper since 1996 is because RL fitted into their sport calendar. They needed more sport content in the summer. Would Aussie broadcasters think that they could sell enough subscriptions to make it worth their while? Would European broadcasters think they could sell NRL to us? Whilst soccer is nominally a winter sport effectively its year round so we are not a threat to them. We would be up against RU at international level but broadcasters in Europe have realised that the club scene seems to be a dead duck. ( I would like to think that they have realised that the RU emperor is stark ballcok naked.) It won't happen

With 4 new signings announced this evening Noke Nakoronivalu Joe Varo Peceli Sucuvanua Wame Ratubalavu If you do make sure your dentures are well stuck in

And Joe Varo, Peceli Suguvanua and Wame Ratubalavu

Updated Inoke Nakoronivalu

I have just visited my local hospital. Whilst turning in and waiting for the traffic lights to change I was amazed to see a magpie crossing the pelican crossing. It had walked across the south bound carriage. It crossed the island in time for the lights to stop me ( I was turning right in a two lane section). THEN, with another island on the North bound road to cross it waited. At that point our two lanes had a green to go. The last I saw of it, it was patiently waiting to cross another two lane North bound section!

I came home one lunchtime to see a sparrowhawk sitting on and eating a pigeon. I took about half an hour to eat it and for most of that time the poor thing was still struggling. Nature in the red and raw

Updated with Prop Marcus Green added

https://midlandshurricanes.com/news/hurricanes-unveil-2024-kits

Serious abut RL website says Premier Sports are coming back in too. I hope so, I enjoyed Viaplays voverage of the Championship