Phil

“The tackled player will regain his feet and PLACE OR DROP the ball in front of him and play it backwards with his foot” It seems we change “interpretations” but leave the laws as they are, voluntary tackle etc

The Halifax Courier used to have a Rugby League correspondent these days it has a “sports” correspondent which basically means we get none stop reporting about FC Halifax Town taking their side in the continuing controversy over the state of the pitch. The correspondent is a self confessed FC Halifax Town fan which, in my opinion doesn’t absolve him from not taking a neutral stance

We now have three gigs organised!!! Wow its like being in a proper band!!! 8th June at The Blind Pig Sowerby Bridge supporting Pssyche 20th July at The Queen’s Head Illingworth 10th August at The Cross Keys Siddal beer festival

Anyway, bugles are notoriously hard to play I felt for the guy

He was poor last season but he’s been very good so far this year

He was effing and jeffing

Miller really lucky not to get a red at the end

A few years ago my mate and I walked Hadrian’s wall, we were lucky in that the weather was marvellous and that we had enough time to take it easy and weren’t tied down to a strict timetable

Thanks Tony, yes it’s him, he alluded to things only he’d know. His mother and I split when he was three, she comes from a reasonably well off family. He’s had everything on a plate and gradually over the years has burned all his bridges. He owes his mother, grandmother and I thousands of pounds and really doesn’t seem to have a responsible bone in his body. It’s awful to say but there you are

My son who we’ve not spoken to for seven years has got in touch out of the blue saying he’s made lots of mistakes but none of them are worth sacrificing his family for. He contacted his sister about a month ago to say he wasn’t doing too well, she messaged him back but he deleted his message It sounds really terrible but I’m sceptical and wondering what he’s after. Am I being really terrible here?

Unless that player is a toxic character

It’s unlikely to happen these days but I’d say anyone but Bradford

Fax 18 Batley 10 in monsoon conditions, Fax defended multiple sets on their goal line at many points during the game. Pity a small group, 5 or 6 Batley fans were challenging Fax fans to fight right at the end. Luckily Fax fans just laughed and suggested they go to Leeds United for that type of carry on.

Catalan are definitely becoming masters of grinding out the win even if not playing at their best, something that very good teams seem capable of

Oicott are good fun, my mate Paul was their guitarist for a while